Happy Birthday to me!

I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Part of me wants to buy a new 4 or 5 BR house in the suburbs where the "good" schools are, part of me wants to stay in our little 2 BR bungalow near the river and museums and home school the boys, part of me wants to buy an RV and live on the road "unschooling" the boys, and part of me just wants to eat a lot of chocolate.